December 2011
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me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
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chicken nuggets:
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chicken nuggets:
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chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
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Loving her doesn’t mean she’s flawless. It means you love her despite her flaws. So what does it mean when you can no longer look past her flaws…
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The Black Eyed Peas
Fergie: So what if we include the lyrics "Mazel Tov"?
Will.I.Am: Shit, that'll KILL at the Hirschfeld Bar Mitzvah
Weird Asian Looking Guy: (handing over sheet music) I've also written a song called "The Soul's Never-Ending Escape."
Will.I.Am: (looking it over) I love where you're going with this. I do. But you're fired unless you change the all the words to "Boom Boom Pow."
Weird Asian Looking Guy: All of them?
Will.I.Am: Goddamnit Yes. And Fergie get back to urinating on yourself and writing songs about lumps n' humps. We have an empire to build. And a Bar Mitzvah to rock.
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