me: i love you
me: shh don't speak
Loving her doesn’t mean she’s flawless. It means you love her despite her flaws. So what does it mean when you can no longer look past her flaws…
The Black Eyed Peas
Fergie: So what if we include the lyrics "Mazel Tov"?
Will.I.Am: Shit, that'll KILL at the Hirschfeld Bar Mitzvah
Weird Asian Looking Guy: (handing over sheet music) I've also written a song called "The Soul's Never-Ending Escape."
Will.I.Am: (looking it over) I love where you're going with this. I do. But you're fired unless you change the all the words to "Boom Boom Pow."
Weird Asian Looking Guy: All of them?
Will.I.Am: Goddamnit Yes. And Fergie get back to urinating on yourself and writing songs about lumps n' humps. We have an empire to build. And a Bar Mitzvah to rock.