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sorry:

Not sure if hungry or just bored

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

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buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

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